10 ) Oklahoma is ravaged by tornadoes. Not OK.
9 ) The Boy Scouts of America drops its restriction on gay members, but not gay leadership. Still: they’re now officially more progressive than the Catholic Church.
8 ) Falmouth voters crush a ballot question asking for money to remove the town-owned turbines. Anyone expecting a two-to-one margin to send a clear message that Falmouth wants the turbines and it’s time to put the issue to bed is going to be as disappointed as question supporters are now.
7 ) Lt. Governor Tim Murray resigns to take a private-sector gig. You know, someplace less likely to send him to jail for his various shenanigans.
6 ) Gabriel Gomez calls his US Senate opponent “pond scum.” Stay classy, Gomez, stay classy. PS: Now tell the media they shouldn’t be paying attention to his idiotic remark and how the race should be about the issues. I love that one.
5 ) Ray Manzarek of The Doors breaks on through to the other side.
4 ) It’s Memorial Day Weekend, also known as “Guests in Our Own Backyard Weekend.”
3 ) Jon Bon Jovi trashes Justin Bieber for showing up late to concerts, calling the young singer disrespectful. If Justin really respected fans, he’d never show up at all.
2 ) The Fast & the Furious 6?! Really? And I thought Tyler Perry’s Medea movies were overkill.
1 ) Amanda Bynes is arrested for drug possession. Her transformation into Lindsay Lohan is almost complete.
